Everything wrong with my (NOUN)

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 07/28/2016 at 13:47 • Filed to: None

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In the (SEASON) of (YEAR), I purchased my (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN). Here’s whats wrong with it:

1) It needs a new (NOUN). These are a (ADJECTIVE) to ( VERB)

2) Everyone I know that owns one is a (VERB) (ADJECTIVE)

3) Theme days can suck my (NOUN)

fennelbreath > mkbruin, Atlas VP 07/28/2016 at 13:51

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I just found this and everything wrong with it is that it no longer lives in a car.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP 07/28/2016 at 13:56

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I’m certainly not sucking your (NOUN) if there’s something wrong with it, as the title would suggest.

StoneCold > mkbruin, Atlas VP 07/28/2016 at 13:57

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“1) It needs a new (NOUN). These are a ( NOUN ) to ( INFINITIVE )

2) Everyone I know that owns one is a ( ATTRIBUTIVE VERB ) ( NOUN )”

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > mkbruin, Atlas VP 07/28/2016 at 14:02

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In the spring of 1776, I purchased my horny basketball. Here’s whats wrong with it:

1) It needs a new camera. These are a tender to sprint

2) Everyone I know that owns one is a boosting moist

3) Theme days can suck my laptop

Worst mad lib ever

RallyWrench > mkbruin, Atlas VP 07/28/2016 at 14:52

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(ADJECTIVE) theme posts, (VERB)ing all over my Oppo.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > mkbruin, Atlas VP 07/28/2016 at 15:04

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*slow clap*